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1. What's Alex to you?
---Alex is a festival of lights, instead of one day of presents she has eight crazy nights.

2. Victoria and Janine are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
---probably Janine because Victoria will use the opportunity to grow a fine beard.

3. Janine is actually Aubrie in disguise, you know.
--- Well damn! that's pretty impressive. Unless no one is actually enrolled at mitchell.

4. Who does Meghan like?
---Meghan likes Alucard and L and Gaara and Deidara and Mistah Caplingah and Alex and Satan and Walter before the nazi thing and Lemony Snicket and--

5. Do you trust Amy?
---No, she never told me what this one's name was

6. Does Kim have any pets?
---Yes. Kitties!!

7. Will Sarah eat those green eggs and ham?
---No, she has difficulty with stuff that she elected to pick...

8. Have you ever had lunch together with Jeanne?
---No, never

9. Do you do anything special with Aubrie?
---Special junior AP memories ;_;

10. What is one thing Señora Lapman isn't exactly made for?
---SANITY AND CLARITY




1. Have you dreamt of Mistah P before?
---Oh my GOD, I actually think I have.

2. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Churchill and Whazzap, and why?
---They both already kind of occupy that title... but I'll say Churchill because he's the freaking bomb.

3. In a race between you, Shimmy and Scratchy, who would win?
---I think Shimmy would.

4. Who would win in a duel, Biscuit or No Biscuit? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
---Oh god, what a hard question. Well, No Biscuit is just a lack of biscuit... it must be Biscuit even though Mistah P don't eat No Biscuit. Well, actually, if Mistah P is unable to eat No Biscuit, maybe Biscuit would be able to take No Biscuit, because he's bigger than Mistah P. But then again, it sounds like Mistah P elected not to eat No Biscuit-- does that mean he respects No Biscuit or just doesn't feel like it? Because I'd wager anything that has gained Mistah P's respect is not a good idea for Biscuit to "duel". But Biscuit is pretty freaking awesome as well, so I'd say that if "No Biscuit" is an expression of coolness or authority, they'd likely share the same sentiments. In short, neither Mistah P nor Biscuit eat No Biscuit. I say they just wouldn't duel. But oh! "don't eat No Biscuit" is a double negative-- does that mean Mistah P do eat a biscuit? Because that may mean Biscuit does eat a biscuit as well. But then again, No Biscuit is the name of the entity in this circumstance, maybe that cancels out the fact that it's a double negative. And it would still depend on their relative skill levels-- I'm sure Mistah P is better because he's the boss-boss, but that doesn't mean that Biscuit couldn't handle him as well. Maybe it's the general inferred sentiment that counts. I man, you can't let his acting ability take away from the actual underlying meaning of what he's saying. Okay, my final answer is Biscuit don't eat No Biscuit. Whether that means that they just wouldn't choose to "duel" or No Biscuit would win, I have no idea. but I'm leaning towards "no duel" since Biscuit is one of the coolest things evar. In fact, that's my final answer, because you gotta have faith in these things. I had no idea I typed that much, I swear.